Post by rich on Mar 3, 2015 1:29:32 GMT -5
TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF [WRESTLER REAL INFORMATION]
- Real Name: Richard Angle
- Date of Birth: 12-14-83
- Hometown: San Diego
- Age: use my d.o.b. to figure it our
- Years in Roleplaying:about a decade
- How active do you intend to be here? Be honest!: try to be as active as everyone else
TELL US ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER [TALENT INFORMATION HERE]
- Superstar Name: Abbas Ashkani
- Wrestlers Pic Base: s970.photobucket.com/user/gwa419/media/USPW%20Renders/11h_zpsyi4yxjdr.gif.html?sort=3&o=23
- Wrestling Debut: 2013
- Billed Height: 6’3”
- Billed Weight: 225 lbs
-Billed From: San Diego, CA
- Face/Heel: face
-Wrestling Style: technician/mma
- Entrance Music: Lou Reed - "Metal Machine Music, Part 1"
- List Common Moves (10 moves only please) ENTER YOUR ANSWER HERE.
armbar
keylock
toe hold
savate kick
jumping calf kick
full shoulder throw
supinating wristlock
can opener
crucifix neck crank
kneebar
- List Trademark Moves (2 moves only please) ENTER YOUR ANSWER HERE.
Rear Naked Choke
flying knee
- List of Finishing Moves (2 moves only please) ENTER YOUR ANSWER HERE.
Chicken Wing
Ankle Lock
Manager
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LAST BUT NOT LEAST [SAMPLE ROLEPLAY]
Night had fallen on the island as Marina Blue and Matty found themselves unable to navigate their way back to the campground area. Still naked, and still shaken from the redneck zombie incident, Marina stopped and leaned against a tree as she put her palm to her forehead.
“What now?” asked Matty,also naked, though I’d imagine Fox wouldn’t let that go unpixelated, but then again this is obviously some bizarre alternate universe, so maybe it would.
“I...I really don’t know Matty. This is the way we came, but we aren’t getting anywhere.”
“You think Simon Kalis did something to make us lose our way?.”
“Yeah probably.”
Marina sighed deeply as she squatted down on the dirt. It was getting increasingly tougher to ignore the pain that she was feeling, and the stress and frustration of being lost in the cold dark wood wasn’t helping.
“You OK Marina?” asked the teen.
The former? porn star looked down between her legs. Reaching down, she touched a spot on her inner thigh and brought it to her face.
“What are you doing?” The kid asked.
“Bleeding.” She answered.
“Oh my god, are you hurt?”
“Well..I am hurting. But I wasn’t injured. Just...female problems.”
Matty wondered if that meant she was having her period. He didn’t think she had managed to bring any birth control with her to the island. Growing up with women, he realized that she would likely be very moody and irritable, so he had to walk on eggshells around her.
“Anything I can do?” he asked.
She sighed. “Uh...I guess we should make a fire or something. You know how to do that?”
“Uhh...rub sticks together?”
“Yeah I don’t know either. Guess we’ll have to learn. First though, we gotta collect some wood.”
“Um..OK, but don’t we need a pit or something? Cause we gotta make sure we don’t burn down the forest.”
She groaned. “I guess. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.”
Matty walked over to her and put his arm around her.
“It’s gonna be OK Marina. We can work through this, just like we got past everything else we’ve faced so far.”
“And then what? Kalis tries to kill us some other way? What if we never get back to civilization?”
“Well..we have to stay positive.” The teen really didn’t know what to say.
A sound of footsteps could be heard approaching our protagonists. They stood up and looked at each other before she grabbed his hand and pulled him behind a tree. They waited for whomever was approaching their spot to show him/herself. An old man appeared, dressed like one of Robin Hood’s merry men...or something. He pulled something out of his pocket.
“Gee, I could have sworn there were people here. Oh well, I guess they found their way back to camp. Or maybe they already died. Well nothing I can do.”
He kept walking on, as the duo debated what to do. Finally, Marina stepped out into the light.
“Hold on sir, there are people who need your help. Can you guide us out of this mess?”
The man smiled. “Why sure I can young lady. I’ve been here my whole life after all. I know this island like the back of my hand.”
He held up his right hand, and looked at it. “Well I’ve never noticed this before. Hope it’s not another tumor.”
“Well we’d be more than grateful if you’d help us out mister.”
He put his hand down and examined her body. “My dear, what happened to your clothes?”
Marina shook her head. “Let’s just say it’s been a long strange day.”
The old man chuckled. “Well dear, you don’t have to worry about me. The female form does nothing for me.”
“Oh. So are you attracted to men then?” She asked.
“Oh no, they’re much too hairy and rough for me.”
“So, you aren’t attracted to either gender then?”
“Alas, the only thing that makes this old wrinkly boat float is the softness of a young boy. Not like 8 year olds, that’s just sick. But like 14, 15 year olds. God if only I could have a teenage boy to play with, I would be so happy. But alas, it’s been years. Well nevermind my ramblings, why don’t you round up your party and we’ll get out of here?”
Blue wasn’t sure if this was such a hot idea. Sure he seemed like a friendly old man, but who knew what would happen if he were to lay eyes on Matty and his exposed boyparts. One thing she knew about this place was that things weren’t always what they seemed. She went behind the tree to talk with Matty.
“So, we’re going with him” he asked.
“Well the thing is that he’s sexually attracted to teen boys like yourself. Might not be the best idea.”
“Well, I could probably fight him off if I needed to.”
“I dunno...what if he’s not actually here to help?” She tapped the tree nervously. “What if he’s luring us into an even worse situation? It’s not like we can really trust anyone on this island.”
Matty shrugged his shoulders. “Well it’s up to you Marina. But if he doesn’t lead us out, I don’t know who will.”
Marina ran her hand through her hair. “Shit, I guess we better do this then.”
She walked back to the man, and Matty revealed himself. The old man’s eyes widened in excitement.
“Oh my god, that is one beautiful boy. Oh this must be my birthday. Oh my boat is...rock hard. Come, come, let’s begin our journey before I lose my mind.”
“Yes, lets.” Marina replied as she glanced at the weirded out teen. The three walked out of the forest. After a few minutes of walking, they reached a cave.
“We’re going in a cave?” She asked.
“Inside, you’ll will find what you need. Perhaps not what you want, but what you need.”
"Well I want to get off this godforsaken island. And I need to get back to camp. I sure as fuck hope you won't let us down."
The old man laughed. "Guess you'll just have to trust me. You trust me, don't you miss?"
The starlet groaned in frustration as she ran both hands through her hair. She was losing her patience with everybody, and just wanted this whole mess over with.
"You know what ... Old guy? I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody or anything anymore. But since I'm running out of options, I'm just going to go along with this bullshit and be sorry later. Let's go and get this shit over with."
Matty gave his lover a hug. "Come on Marina, we gotta stay strong. We're gonna pull through, we're survivors."
The old man started walking and waved behind him. "Follow me in, or stay out ... It makes no difference to me. Well I'd prefer the supple young boy follow me in, but the lady doesn't matter to me."
Reluctantly, our heroes followed the nonce inside the cave. Ten minutes later, they found themselves chained to stone poles while a group of old men conversed in their own language.
"Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck now?" Blue muttered these words in a tired defeated tone.
"Well at least they're not into chicks" Matty attempted to reassure her.
"Whatever. I'm still stuck in yet another predicament. What else is gonna happen to us?"
She would find out sooner than she may have thought, as suddenly a hologram of Puppet Lisa appeared outta nowhere.
"Attention, asshats!
For those of you who can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground, this is your dictator speaking. And I have to say…I’m actually surprised that you rejects have lasted this long. I was sure I’d compiled the best group of monsters in any lineup and you’ve destroyed them! But, hey, that’s okay. As a Master of Time and Space, I can always manage to get more.
Anyway, as a reward for your deeds this evening, I would personally like to invite all of you to my fabulous little slice of hell. Castlevania’s doors are always open to the victors. I’m sure we can have an incredibly Nice Time."
The old men were freaked out by this, and after attempting and failing to kill the hologram, they ran away from it. The teen looked confused and scared while Marina just shook her head.
"What do we do now?" Matty asked.
"I don' t know." she replied.
"We'll there has to be something we can do."
"Well I don't fucking know what that is Matty. It seems like every decision we make just pushes us into another fucked up situation. And now the motherfucking puppet is back somehow. I give up. I just give up."
"Marina, you can't think like that ..."
"Look kid, I don't need fucking pep talks from you alright?! This whole situation is a fucking nightmare, and I'm a naked bleeding cramping hormonal mess! I don't have any medication, or birth control, or ... I think I may have missed a period."
"You mean you're pregnant?"
"I ... oh god I think so."
"But how? You made me wear condoms when we did it. Was there someone else?"
Matty was clearly a little jealous that his supposed lover may have cheating on him. Marina shook her head.
"No Matty, believe it or not, you're the only one I've been with since ... well since Disneyland."
"Wow, that's amazing. Umm ... I didn't mean that to be insulting. Just kinda makes me feel special."
"Yeah well ... You're a good kid Matty. I'm sorry you got involved in this mess."
"Well it was my choice to go on that cruise ship. My mom and sister, they weren't exactly thrilled with the idea of going on a wrestling cruise. But I convinced them it was a good idea. I assured them that the cheap price wasn't too good to be true. I assured them that the wrestlers weren't as dangerous and wild as they were on tv. I assured them that everything would be just fine. And now I am trapped on this bizarre and evil island and ... they dead ... like so dead ... like omg dead. My mother and sister ... they dead." Tears rolled down his face. "And it's all my fault."
Marina wanted to reach out and console him, but she could not reach him. "Believe me, I know what it's like to have regrets. I have had so many opportunities to escape this place, it's fuckin rediculous. When Mainerishi blew up the UX arena, I almost left but didn't. Then it shut down for a while and it looked like I was out. But then it reopened, and I came back. Then that psychopath injured me badly and put me out of action for awhile. The doctors told me not to come back too soon, but I was the uncensored champion dammit, so instead I rushed back and let some mad scientist experiment on me to make me able to play through the pain. Then Disneyland happened, and I knew I should have stayed in America. But instead somehow, I went back to Mexico. Then I started hitting people with my car and other incredibly fucked up things. I knew I was doing wrong, but ... I didn't really care. That cunt Dyson had taken my title and I needed to validate myself again, to prove I was more than some dumb porn whore. Then there was another terrorist attack and deportation. I didn't have to board that ship, but I had a new friend and partner in Charisma, and I didn't want to let her down."
Marina breathed deeply. "And now she's gone. I couldn't save her or anyone else on that ship."
"Neither could I. Fucking sucks, right?"
"Yeah."
"So ... if you could start all over again... you wouldn't come to UX?"
Marina thought about it. "Well I know there were good moments during my run, most notably my title reign. But honestly, there was way more bad than good. I know I sound ungrateful for the opportunity I was given, but it just never really worked for me. Honestly, I just don’t think I’m that good a wrestler. Sure I had moments where I overachieved, but those were accompanied by stretches where I couldn’t get shit done. I dunno, I guess I could have worked harder...focused more. I … dropped the ball, let’s face it. I dropped the ball.”
“Well for what it’s worth, I think you’re a great wrestler.”
“Yeah and the fact I popped your cherry plays nothing in that opinion, right?”
“No, of course it … well maybe a little. Thanks for that by the way.”
Marina chuckled. “Well at least you’ll have one good memory of this whole debacle.”
“We did it more than once though.” Matty said with a grin. “Hey, you think one of the condoms had a tear or something?”
Marina shrugged. “Can’t think of any other explanation. Assuming I actually am knocked up, which I’m not positive of. Well unless I …”
The duo sat in silence, waiting for whatever was to come next.
SIGN AND DATE THE APPLICATION
- Your Name: Richard Angle
- Today's Date: 3-2-2015
- Real Name: Richard Angle
- Date of Birth: 12-14-83
- Hometown: San Diego
- Age: use my d.o.b. to figure it our
- Years in Roleplaying:about a decade
- How active do you intend to be here? Be honest!: try to be as active as everyone else
TELL US ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER [TALENT INFORMATION HERE]
- Superstar Name: Abbas Ashkani
- Wrestlers Pic Base: s970.photobucket.com/user/gwa419/media/USPW%20Renders/11h_zpsyi4yxjdr.gif.html?sort=3&o=23
- Wrestling Debut: 2013
- Billed Height: 6’3”
- Billed Weight: 225 lbs
-Billed From: San Diego, CA
- Face/Heel: face
-Wrestling Style: technician/mma
- Entrance Music: Lou Reed - "Metal Machine Music, Part 1"
- List Common Moves (10 moves only please) ENTER YOUR ANSWER HERE.
armbar
keylock
toe hold
savate kick
jumping calf kick
full shoulder throw
supinating wristlock
can opener
crucifix neck crank
kneebar
- List Trademark Moves (2 moves only please) ENTER YOUR ANSWER HERE.
Rear Naked Choke
flying knee
- List of Finishing Moves (2 moves only please) ENTER YOUR ANSWER HERE.
Chicken Wing
Ankle Lock
Manager
s970.photobucket.com/user/gwa419/media/USPW%20Renders/57_zpsgsvzue8s.png.html?sort=3&o=79
LAST BUT NOT LEAST [SAMPLE ROLEPLAY]
Night had fallen on the island as Marina Blue and Matty found themselves unable to navigate their way back to the campground area. Still naked, and still shaken from the redneck zombie incident, Marina stopped and leaned against a tree as she put her palm to her forehead.
“What now?” asked Matty,also naked, though I’d imagine Fox wouldn’t let that go unpixelated, but then again this is obviously some bizarre alternate universe, so maybe it would.
“I...I really don’t know Matty. This is the way we came, but we aren’t getting anywhere.”
“You think Simon Kalis did something to make us lose our way?.”
“Yeah probably.”
Marina sighed deeply as she squatted down on the dirt. It was getting increasingly tougher to ignore the pain that she was feeling, and the stress and frustration of being lost in the cold dark wood wasn’t helping.
“You OK Marina?” asked the teen.
The former? porn star looked down between her legs. Reaching down, she touched a spot on her inner thigh and brought it to her face.
“What are you doing?” The kid asked.
“Bleeding.” She answered.
“Oh my god, are you hurt?”
“Well..I am hurting. But I wasn’t injured. Just...female problems.”
Matty wondered if that meant she was having her period. He didn’t think she had managed to bring any birth control with her to the island. Growing up with women, he realized that she would likely be very moody and irritable, so he had to walk on eggshells around her.
“Anything I can do?” he asked.
She sighed. “Uh...I guess we should make a fire or something. You know how to do that?”
“Uhh...rub sticks together?”
“Yeah I don’t know either. Guess we’ll have to learn. First though, we gotta collect some wood.”
“Um..OK, but don’t we need a pit or something? Cause we gotta make sure we don’t burn down the forest.”
She groaned. “I guess. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.”
Matty walked over to her and put his arm around her.
“It’s gonna be OK Marina. We can work through this, just like we got past everything else we’ve faced so far.”
“And then what? Kalis tries to kill us some other way? What if we never get back to civilization?”
“Well..we have to stay positive.” The teen really didn’t know what to say.
A sound of footsteps could be heard approaching our protagonists. They stood up and looked at each other before she grabbed his hand and pulled him behind a tree. They waited for whomever was approaching their spot to show him/herself. An old man appeared, dressed like one of Robin Hood’s merry men...or something. He pulled something out of his pocket.
“Gee, I could have sworn there were people here. Oh well, I guess they found their way back to camp. Or maybe they already died. Well nothing I can do.”
He kept walking on, as the duo debated what to do. Finally, Marina stepped out into the light.
“Hold on sir, there are people who need your help. Can you guide us out of this mess?”
The man smiled. “Why sure I can young lady. I’ve been here my whole life after all. I know this island like the back of my hand.”
He held up his right hand, and looked at it. “Well I’ve never noticed this before. Hope it’s not another tumor.”
“Well we’d be more than grateful if you’d help us out mister.”
He put his hand down and examined her body. “My dear, what happened to your clothes?”
Marina shook her head. “Let’s just say it’s been a long strange day.”
The old man chuckled. “Well dear, you don’t have to worry about me. The female form does nothing for me.”
“Oh. So are you attracted to men then?” She asked.
“Oh no, they’re much too hairy and rough for me.”
“So, you aren’t attracted to either gender then?”
“Alas, the only thing that makes this old wrinkly boat float is the softness of a young boy. Not like 8 year olds, that’s just sick. But like 14, 15 year olds. God if only I could have a teenage boy to play with, I would be so happy. But alas, it’s been years. Well nevermind my ramblings, why don’t you round up your party and we’ll get out of here?”
Blue wasn’t sure if this was such a hot idea. Sure he seemed like a friendly old man, but who knew what would happen if he were to lay eyes on Matty and his exposed boyparts. One thing she knew about this place was that things weren’t always what they seemed. She went behind the tree to talk with Matty.
“So, we’re going with him” he asked.
“Well the thing is that he’s sexually attracted to teen boys like yourself. Might not be the best idea.”
“Well, I could probably fight him off if I needed to.”
“I dunno...what if he’s not actually here to help?” She tapped the tree nervously. “What if he’s luring us into an even worse situation? It’s not like we can really trust anyone on this island.”
Matty shrugged his shoulders. “Well it’s up to you Marina. But if he doesn’t lead us out, I don’t know who will.”
Marina ran her hand through her hair. “Shit, I guess we better do this then.”
She walked back to the man, and Matty revealed himself. The old man’s eyes widened in excitement.
“Oh my god, that is one beautiful boy. Oh this must be my birthday. Oh my boat is...rock hard. Come, come, let’s begin our journey before I lose my mind.”
“Yes, lets.” Marina replied as she glanced at the weirded out teen. The three walked out of the forest. After a few minutes of walking, they reached a cave.
“We’re going in a cave?” She asked.
“Inside, you’ll will find what you need. Perhaps not what you want, but what you need.”
"Well I want to get off this godforsaken island. And I need to get back to camp. I sure as fuck hope you won't let us down."
The old man laughed. "Guess you'll just have to trust me. You trust me, don't you miss?"
The starlet groaned in frustration as she ran both hands through her hair. She was losing her patience with everybody, and just wanted this whole mess over with.
"You know what ... Old guy? I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody or anything anymore. But since I'm running out of options, I'm just going to go along with this bullshit and be sorry later. Let's go and get this shit over with."
Matty gave his lover a hug. "Come on Marina, we gotta stay strong. We're gonna pull through, we're survivors."
The old man started walking and waved behind him. "Follow me in, or stay out ... It makes no difference to me. Well I'd prefer the supple young boy follow me in, but the lady doesn't matter to me."
Reluctantly, our heroes followed the nonce inside the cave. Ten minutes later, they found themselves chained to stone poles while a group of old men conversed in their own language.
"Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck now?" Blue muttered these words in a tired defeated tone.
"Well at least they're not into chicks" Matty attempted to reassure her.
"Whatever. I'm still stuck in yet another predicament. What else is gonna happen to us?"
She would find out sooner than she may have thought, as suddenly a hologram of Puppet Lisa appeared outta nowhere.
"Attention, asshats!
For those of you who can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground, this is your dictator speaking. And I have to say…I’m actually surprised that you rejects have lasted this long. I was sure I’d compiled the best group of monsters in any lineup and you’ve destroyed them! But, hey, that’s okay. As a Master of Time and Space, I can always manage to get more.
Anyway, as a reward for your deeds this evening, I would personally like to invite all of you to my fabulous little slice of hell. Castlevania’s doors are always open to the victors. I’m sure we can have an incredibly Nice Time."
The old men were freaked out by this, and after attempting and failing to kill the hologram, they ran away from it. The teen looked confused and scared while Marina just shook her head.
"What do we do now?" Matty asked.
"I don' t know." she replied.
"We'll there has to be something we can do."
"Well I don't fucking know what that is Matty. It seems like every decision we make just pushes us into another fucked up situation. And now the motherfucking puppet is back somehow. I give up. I just give up."
"Marina, you can't think like that ..."
"Look kid, I don't need fucking pep talks from you alright?! This whole situation is a fucking nightmare, and I'm a naked bleeding cramping hormonal mess! I don't have any medication, or birth control, or ... I think I may have missed a period."
"You mean you're pregnant?"
"I ... oh god I think so."
"But how? You made me wear condoms when we did it. Was there someone else?"
Matty was clearly a little jealous that his supposed lover may have cheating on him. Marina shook her head.
"No Matty, believe it or not, you're the only one I've been with since ... well since Disneyland."
"Wow, that's amazing. Umm ... I didn't mean that to be insulting. Just kinda makes me feel special."
"Yeah well ... You're a good kid Matty. I'm sorry you got involved in this mess."
"Well it was my choice to go on that cruise ship. My mom and sister, they weren't exactly thrilled with the idea of going on a wrestling cruise. But I convinced them it was a good idea. I assured them that the cheap price wasn't too good to be true. I assured them that the wrestlers weren't as dangerous and wild as they were on tv. I assured them that everything would be just fine. And now I am trapped on this bizarre and evil island and ... they dead ... like so dead ... like omg dead. My mother and sister ... they dead." Tears rolled down his face. "And it's all my fault."
Marina wanted to reach out and console him, but she could not reach him. "Believe me, I know what it's like to have regrets. I have had so many opportunities to escape this place, it's fuckin rediculous. When Mainerishi blew up the UX arena, I almost left but didn't. Then it shut down for a while and it looked like I was out. But then it reopened, and I came back. Then that psychopath injured me badly and put me out of action for awhile. The doctors told me not to come back too soon, but I was the uncensored champion dammit, so instead I rushed back and let some mad scientist experiment on me to make me able to play through the pain. Then Disneyland happened, and I knew I should have stayed in America. But instead somehow, I went back to Mexico. Then I started hitting people with my car and other incredibly fucked up things. I knew I was doing wrong, but ... I didn't really care. That cunt Dyson had taken my title and I needed to validate myself again, to prove I was more than some dumb porn whore. Then there was another terrorist attack and deportation. I didn't have to board that ship, but I had a new friend and partner in Charisma, and I didn't want to let her down."
Marina breathed deeply. "And now she's gone. I couldn't save her or anyone else on that ship."
"Neither could I. Fucking sucks, right?"
"Yeah."
"So ... if you could start all over again... you wouldn't come to UX?"
Marina thought about it. "Well I know there were good moments during my run, most notably my title reign. But honestly, there was way more bad than good. I know I sound ungrateful for the opportunity I was given, but it just never really worked for me. Honestly, I just don’t think I’m that good a wrestler. Sure I had moments where I overachieved, but those were accompanied by stretches where I couldn’t get shit done. I dunno, I guess I could have worked harder...focused more. I … dropped the ball, let’s face it. I dropped the ball.”
“Well for what it’s worth, I think you’re a great wrestler.”
“Yeah and the fact I popped your cherry plays nothing in that opinion, right?”
“No, of course it … well maybe a little. Thanks for that by the way.”
Marina chuckled. “Well at least you’ll have one good memory of this whole debacle.”
“We did it more than once though.” Matty said with a grin. “Hey, you think one of the condoms had a tear or something?”
Marina shrugged. “Can’t think of any other explanation. Assuming I actually am knocked up, which I’m not positive of. Well unless I …”
The duo sat in silence, waiting for whatever was to come next.
SIGN AND DATE THE APPLICATION
- Your Name: Richard Angle
- Today's Date: 3-2-2015