Post by Matty Douche' on Feb 2, 2015 19:37:33 GMT -5
TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF [WRESTLER REAL INFORMATION]
- Real Name: Dan
- Date of Birth: June 2nd
- Hometown: Ohio
- Age: 45
- Years in Roleplaying: 5
- How active do you intend to be here? Be honest!: Particiate in shows
TELL US ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER [TALENT INFORMATION HERE]
- Superstar Name: Matty Douche'
- Wrestlers Pic Base: s970.photobucket.com/user/gwa419/media/USPW%20Renders/a53_zpswtwpkihh.gif.html
- Wrestling Debut: Rookie
- Billed Height: 6'2"
- Billed Weight: 230
-Billed From: Beverly Hills California
- Face/Heel: Heel
-Wrestling Style: Mat Technician
- Entrance Music:
- List Common Moves (10 moves only please)
Backhand chop
Cactus clothesline
Elbow drop
Forearm club
Harley Race-style High Knee
Garvin Stomp
Mounted punches
European uppercut
Fist drop
Knee drop bulldog
- List Trademark Moves (2 moves only please)
“That’s what she said.” (Heart Punch)
“Be real” (Spear)
- List of Finishing Moves (2 moves only please)
“Winning” (Go to Sleep)
INFORMATION BEFORE YOU FINISH THIS APPLICATION
Before you finish this application, please let it be known that you are expected to follow the rules and guidelines we hope that you read prior to filling out and signing this application. Please know that by signing up and failing to fulfill your obligations on our federation by showing up to every card that you are booked in. Your first no show will result in an automatic release from the federation. If you no show on more than one occasion, it will too result in an automatic deletion from the federation unless you can provide an excuse for not showing. Please take all these into consideration. We appreciate it.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST [SAMPLE ROLEPLAY]
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
Fox News Studios:
Sean Hannity: Well we have some very good news to report. The FCC has responded to the outcry against Pro Wrestling Superstar Michael Van Gorgeous. His filth filled routine on Nation Television has been the spark of controversy for several years.
Hannity: Many groups such as Mothers for a Clean America, Citizens for Decency, and numerous Evangelical Christian Organizations have lobbied the President and Congress to do something about Van Gorgeous's filth.
Station Changes:
BREAKING NEWS CNN
Anderson Cooper: Were back on 360 and The Pro Wrestler Michael Van Gorgeous who was warned about a year ago by the FCC to tone his act down, has finally received the equivalent of the death penalty for entertainment stars.
Anderson Cooper: Here are the details of the ban from National Television: One year suspension from Professional Wrestling programming . This includes shows on MAJOR networks and Commercials. He is not allowed on National Radio not to include Satellite Radio.
Changes Channel:
Van: Oh yeah girl I feel better right now.
Tamara: I knew you would Van baby. Mmmmmm!
ABC Interview in progress:
Sissy Davis AKA Sissy Van Gorgeous and President of Citizens For Decency and Moral Values: This is a small victory for us, and we would like to thank everyone who continues this fight. As many of you know I am estranged from my brother, and other perverted family members like my porn producing uncle and I don't support their actions.
Van: Ohhhhhh Tamara..damn baby your extra wet today. I cant believe that Sissy is from the same family as I am. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Trudy (walks in): Your sister sure couldn't wait could she?
Delilah: I think your sister is hot, you should give her like 15 minutes with me, and 'll change her mind Van baby.
Van: Maybe that's not a bad idea , but I think she might turn you. She really is that cold and evil. Oh wait here goes the Evangelicals dancing and signing and the Pastors are asking for money now. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Trudy ( on the phone): Hey Van baby, we got some damn good news here. Sirius XM Radio wants you to host your own show, and Howard Stern wants you to come on his show ASAP they said.
Van: Howard Stern? Well let's go then.
Van has idolized Howard Stern for years and strangely enough despite the two being in the same area at times, they have never met.
Trudy informs the Howard Stern producers that they will arrive in a few days for the show. She also helps setup a meeting with producers for Van's new show.
They arrive in New York at 1221 Avenue of the Americas the next day to meet with Sirius XM officials to discuss the details of what they have to offer.
Bill Girardi: Mr. Van Gorgeous a pleasure to meet you sir. I trust your trip went well from Ohio.
Van: Some boos...some cheers... some free offers on the plane. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Bill: Haha! Those are always good. Oh and your lovely Assistants are here also. Ladies it's real pleasure. Now we are heading into the board room and this presentation will knock your socks off.
Van: Well if you have any sexy ladies in there, I wouldn't mind knocking their socks off if you know what I mean. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Bill laughs and they all head into the board room. Van is introduced to the members of the board He is then introduced to James E. Meyer the Chief Executive Officer of SiriusXM.
James: A pleasure to have you here today Mr. Van Gorgeous. I trust Mr. Girardi has welcomed you properly and all was well with your trip?
Van: Bill is a first class guy Mr. Meyers , I may have Assistants take care of him later. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
James: Well then let's get down to business.
Van: I'm always ready to get down to business, if you know what I mean? Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
The board members burst out in laughter and Van winks at one of the large breast red heads sitting in the room.
James: I think we definitely have the right man for the job folks
Van: That's what she said!
More laughter breaks out.
James (laughing hard): This guy keeps twisting everything I say, I don't where what to say next seriuosly folks we gotta move on I got a 2:15 to get ready for.
James: So we want you to have your own radio show and you will also be on Internet television which we will arrange several sponsors for you. Now you can do whatever you want, this isn't that bullshit pubic radio and controlled television media. So your sister and the Evangelicals and other groups can't touch you.
Celia (the redhead): That's right and your popularity will grow like never before.
Van (leans over to Trudy): I'm growing now just looking at her.
Trudy (smiles): Be serious about this Van baby.
Van: Uh yeah thats great guys! So what is this idea?
James: Van there are several deserted islands near around Hawaii and....
Van: Uh wait did you say Hawaii?
James: Yes we did. Now Celia here has solved a lot of your problems for you. Layson Island is where we will host this show and you can film all of the porn you want because it's on the internet. Also, who says you can't wrestle anymore?
Trudy: He's banned from the ring according to the legislation passed by the FCC and the President.
James: Nonsense! There is a new wrestling federation starting up in Hawaii called HSW and its a local federation that will work in your favor.
Van: How so?
James: It will keep you active in the ring for your one year ban and by the time your ban is over, your new show will be so popular, that network ratings division for all major stations will pressure the FCC to put you back on television.
Van: You keep talking about my new show, so what is it?
Celia: Since you lost the uh Swingers Ballroom...We came up with the name of your show and would like to call it Swingers Island.
Van: I love it!
They continue the discussion about the show and Delilah who also is the groups legal representative, has been quietly looking things over and agrees it is good for them to sign on to this deal. They also discover that Celia has already promised HSW that Van would be there. She informs Van that he is booked in the main event against a man named Jaxon Frost at the show called UNSCRIPTED.
Van and his Assistants go to there hotel accommodations and after a night of fun and making friends with some of the maids, they get ready the next morning for Howard Stern.
Howard Stern Show:
Howard: Alright good morning everyone ..well today we have a controversial wrestling superstar I think most of our audience knows him well. I mean only people from our audience would watch this guy (laughter).
Howard: So uh its Michael Van Gorgeous is your full name correct?
Van: Right and uh Howard Stern is your name right?
Heyyyooooo!!!!!
Howard: Yes it is...now that we got you out of the way Michael , let's talk about these broads you have here. My god look at the ass and legs on these perfect women. WOW.
Howard: Maybe I can have you girls go home to my wife and give her some tips. No just kidding I have a beautiful wife at home.
Van: She said don't be late for dinner tonight.
Howard: So you were over my house after I left? I hope she performed well for you.
Robin: Oh My goodness she is going to kill you Howard.
Van: Robin I always wanted to feel your boobs . Man those things are lethal. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
After a lot of humorous back and forth dialog between Van and Howard, they begin to talk about HSW and Van match coming up.
Howard: I'll tell you what folks ...Tamara has a soft ass... come over here so I can spank that ass again Tamara.
Tamara: Harder Howard.
Howard: So Van you have this match with Jaxon Frost. Whoever that is?
Van: Some guy in the minors looking to make a name off of me. This is going to help me stay in shape during my ban.
Howard: I'll bet these four broads keep you in shape too. My wife Beth doesn't have to do much to keep me in shape.
Robin: (laughs) Now is this show of yours on the internet or channel 46 Univision?
Van: It will be on both, Channel 46 is the station for HSW and my show Swingers Island is on the internet and can be heard right here on Sirius XM.
Howard: So when is the last time you banged all four of these chicks Van?
Van: Just before we came here Howard.
Howard: Gary says thats a lie, he saw you getting a blow job in the elevator.
Van: I wondered why he kept smiling at me, I was a little nervous
Robin: Maybe he wanted some action too (laughs)
Howard: Gary will take a strong wind blowing in the tunnel to get off.
(weird sound effects play and everyone laughs)
Van: So this week I'm going to give a free Pearl Necklace to Jaxon Frost and its the only Pearl Necklace I give to guys and thats in the ring.
Delilah: Yeah the other kind he puts right here (pulls her tits out).
Howard: Man those are bigger than Robins.
Van: I just want to say that there will be a special spot reserved for Robin on Swingers Island. We will be filming a lot of porn and my Uncle Tommy will be bringing chicks to the island as well.
Howard: Omg I love his movies. My favorite is that one he made years ago called “Saving Ryan's Private.” man that had some serious sex scenes. You know if that were real life then half of Europe would have dual citizenship in America.
(Laughter in studio)
Van: Well I got an even better movies coming out called: "Ooze the Great and Powerful." I play a magician who gets swept into a magical kingdom and I have to fight for power, by using my “Magic Rod,” to seduce three ruling witches and their subjects.
Howard: So I can get a free copy right? Because I'm sure these four lovely chicks will be in it somehow. Tracy and Trudy come over here and let feel on you two again.
Howard: Now Trudy I've spoken to you before over the phone after you got some shit several years ago for being a real life cop shooting a porn layout.
Trudy: Yes you did and now all I do is make sure Van here is ready for his matches and he is ready this week for Jaxon Frost.
Howard: Tracy you used to manage a Walmart.
Robin: Was she ever on one of those “People of Walmart Videos?”
Van: Oh hell no Robin....I picked her up on the job. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
After a few callers call in to talk to Van and Howard, the show is ready to end.
Howard: Any last words from Van Gorgoeus?
Van: Well I look forward to facing Jaxon Frost this week, I plan on beating his ass severely in the first ever Main Event on Unscripted for HSW. I also like to thank all of you who support me and what I do. Hopefully I can see Robins tits before I leave. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
The show ends will laughter and Van and his Assistants leave for there flight to Hawaii to get acquainted with HSW owner Jimmy Osiris.
SIGN AND DATE THE APPLICATION
- Your Name: Dan
- Today's Date: 2/2/15
- Real Name: Dan
- Date of Birth: June 2nd
- Hometown: Ohio
- Age: 45
- Years in Roleplaying: 5
- How active do you intend to be here? Be honest!: Particiate in shows
TELL US ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER [TALENT INFORMATION HERE]
- Superstar Name: Matty Douche'
- Wrestlers Pic Base: s970.photobucket.com/user/gwa419/media/USPW%20Renders/a53_zpswtwpkihh.gif.html
- Wrestling Debut: Rookie
- Billed Height: 6'2"
- Billed Weight: 230
-Billed From: Beverly Hills California
- Face/Heel: Heel
-Wrestling Style: Mat Technician
- Entrance Music:
- List Common Moves (10 moves only please)
Backhand chop
Cactus clothesline
Elbow drop
Forearm club
Harley Race-style High Knee
Garvin Stomp
Mounted punches
European uppercut
Fist drop
Knee drop bulldog
- List Trademark Moves (2 moves only please)
“That’s what she said.” (Heart Punch)
“Be real” (Spear)
- List of Finishing Moves (2 moves only please)
“Winning” (Go to Sleep)
INFORMATION BEFORE YOU FINISH THIS APPLICATION
Before you finish this application, please let it be known that you are expected to follow the rules and guidelines we hope that you read prior to filling out and signing this application. Please know that by signing up and failing to fulfill your obligations on our federation by showing up to every card that you are booked in. Your first no show will result in an automatic release from the federation. If you no show on more than one occasion, it will too result in an automatic deletion from the federation unless you can provide an excuse for not showing. Please take all these into consideration. We appreciate it.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST [SAMPLE ROLEPLAY]
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
Fox News Studios:
Sean Hannity: Well we have some very good news to report. The FCC has responded to the outcry against Pro Wrestling Superstar Michael Van Gorgeous. His filth filled routine on Nation Television has been the spark of controversy for several years.
Hannity: Many groups such as Mothers for a Clean America, Citizens for Decency, and numerous Evangelical Christian Organizations have lobbied the President and Congress to do something about Van Gorgeous's filth.
Station Changes:
BREAKING NEWS CNN
Anderson Cooper: Were back on 360 and The Pro Wrestler Michael Van Gorgeous who was warned about a year ago by the FCC to tone his act down, has finally received the equivalent of the death penalty for entertainment stars.
Anderson Cooper: Here are the details of the ban from National Television: One year suspension from Professional Wrestling programming . This includes shows on MAJOR networks and Commercials. He is not allowed on National Radio not to include Satellite Radio.
Changes Channel:
Van: Oh yeah girl I feel better right now.
Tamara: I knew you would Van baby. Mmmmmm!
ABC Interview in progress:
Sissy Davis AKA Sissy Van Gorgeous and President of Citizens For Decency and Moral Values: This is a small victory for us, and we would like to thank everyone who continues this fight. As many of you know I am estranged from my brother, and other perverted family members like my porn producing uncle and I don't support their actions.
Van: Ohhhhhh Tamara..damn baby your extra wet today. I cant believe that Sissy is from the same family as I am. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Trudy (walks in): Your sister sure couldn't wait could she?
Delilah: I think your sister is hot, you should give her like 15 minutes with me, and 'll change her mind Van baby.
Van: Maybe that's not a bad idea , but I think she might turn you. She really is that cold and evil. Oh wait here goes the Evangelicals dancing and signing and the Pastors are asking for money now. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Trudy ( on the phone): Hey Van baby, we got some damn good news here. Sirius XM Radio wants you to host your own show, and Howard Stern wants you to come on his show ASAP they said.
Van: Howard Stern? Well let's go then.
Van has idolized Howard Stern for years and strangely enough despite the two being in the same area at times, they have never met.
Trudy informs the Howard Stern producers that they will arrive in a few days for the show. She also helps setup a meeting with producers for Van's new show.
They arrive in New York at 1221 Avenue of the Americas the next day to meet with Sirius XM officials to discuss the details of what they have to offer.
Bill Girardi: Mr. Van Gorgeous a pleasure to meet you sir. I trust your trip went well from Ohio.
Van: Some boos...some cheers... some free offers on the plane. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Bill: Haha! Those are always good. Oh and your lovely Assistants are here also. Ladies it's real pleasure. Now we are heading into the board room and this presentation will knock your socks off.
Van: Well if you have any sexy ladies in there, I wouldn't mind knocking their socks off if you know what I mean. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
Bill laughs and they all head into the board room. Van is introduced to the members of the board He is then introduced to James E. Meyer the Chief Executive Officer of SiriusXM.
James: A pleasure to have you here today Mr. Van Gorgeous. I trust Mr. Girardi has welcomed you properly and all was well with your trip?
Van: Bill is a first class guy Mr. Meyers , I may have Assistants take care of him later. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
James: Well then let's get down to business.
Van: I'm always ready to get down to business, if you know what I mean? Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
The board members burst out in laughter and Van winks at one of the large breast red heads sitting in the room.
James: I think we definitely have the right man for the job folks
Van: That's what she said!
More laughter breaks out.
James (laughing hard): This guy keeps twisting everything I say, I don't where what to say next seriuosly folks we gotta move on I got a 2:15 to get ready for.
James: So we want you to have your own radio show and you will also be on Internet television which we will arrange several sponsors for you. Now you can do whatever you want, this isn't that bullshit pubic radio and controlled television media. So your sister and the Evangelicals and other groups can't touch you.
Celia (the redhead): That's right and your popularity will grow like never before.
Van (leans over to Trudy): I'm growing now just looking at her.
Trudy (smiles): Be serious about this Van baby.
Van: Uh yeah thats great guys! So what is this idea?
James: Van there are several deserted islands near around Hawaii and....
Van: Uh wait did you say Hawaii?
James: Yes we did. Now Celia here has solved a lot of your problems for you. Layson Island is where we will host this show and you can film all of the porn you want because it's on the internet. Also, who says you can't wrestle anymore?
Trudy: He's banned from the ring according to the legislation passed by the FCC and the President.
James: Nonsense! There is a new wrestling federation starting up in Hawaii called HSW and its a local federation that will work in your favor.
Van: How so?
James: It will keep you active in the ring for your one year ban and by the time your ban is over, your new show will be so popular, that network ratings division for all major stations will pressure the FCC to put you back on television.
Van: You keep talking about my new show, so what is it?
Celia: Since you lost the uh Swingers Ballroom...We came up with the name of your show and would like to call it Swingers Island.
Van: I love it!
They continue the discussion about the show and Delilah who also is the groups legal representative, has been quietly looking things over and agrees it is good for them to sign on to this deal. They also discover that Celia has already promised HSW that Van would be there. She informs Van that he is booked in the main event against a man named Jaxon Frost at the show called UNSCRIPTED.
Van and his Assistants go to there hotel accommodations and after a night of fun and making friends with some of the maids, they get ready the next morning for Howard Stern.
Howard Stern Show:
Howard: Alright good morning everyone ..well today we have a controversial wrestling superstar I think most of our audience knows him well. I mean only people from our audience would watch this guy (laughter).
Howard: So uh its Michael Van Gorgeous is your full name correct?
Van: Right and uh Howard Stern is your name right?
Heyyyooooo!!!!!
Howard: Yes it is...now that we got you out of the way Michael , let's talk about these broads you have here. My god look at the ass and legs on these perfect women. WOW.
Howard: Maybe I can have you girls go home to my wife and give her some tips. No just kidding I have a beautiful wife at home.
Van: She said don't be late for dinner tonight.
Howard: So you were over my house after I left? I hope she performed well for you.
Robin: Oh My goodness she is going to kill you Howard.
Van: Robin I always wanted to feel your boobs . Man those things are lethal. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
After a lot of humorous back and forth dialog between Van and Howard, they begin to talk about HSW and Van match coming up.
Howard: I'll tell you what folks ...Tamara has a soft ass... come over here so I can spank that ass again Tamara.
Tamara: Harder Howard.
Howard: So Van you have this match with Jaxon Frost. Whoever that is?
Van: Some guy in the minors looking to make a name off of me. This is going to help me stay in shape during my ban.
Howard: I'll bet these four broads keep you in shape too. My wife Beth doesn't have to do much to keep me in shape.
Robin: (laughs) Now is this show of yours on the internet or channel 46 Univision?
Van: It will be on both, Channel 46 is the station for HSW and my show Swingers Island is on the internet and can be heard right here on Sirius XM.
Howard: So when is the last time you banged all four of these chicks Van?
Van: Just before we came here Howard.
Howard: Gary says thats a lie, he saw you getting a blow job in the elevator.
Van: I wondered why he kept smiling at me, I was a little nervous
Robin: Maybe he wanted some action too (laughs)
Howard: Gary will take a strong wind blowing in the tunnel to get off.
(weird sound effects play and everyone laughs)
Van: So this week I'm going to give a free Pearl Necklace to Jaxon Frost and its the only Pearl Necklace I give to guys and thats in the ring.
Delilah: Yeah the other kind he puts right here (pulls her tits out).
Howard: Man those are bigger than Robins.
Van: I just want to say that there will be a special spot reserved for Robin on Swingers Island. We will be filming a lot of porn and my Uncle Tommy will be bringing chicks to the island as well.
Howard: Omg I love his movies. My favorite is that one he made years ago called “Saving Ryan's Private.” man that had some serious sex scenes. You know if that were real life then half of Europe would have dual citizenship in America.
(Laughter in studio)
Van: Well I got an even better movies coming out called: "Ooze the Great and Powerful." I play a magician who gets swept into a magical kingdom and I have to fight for power, by using my “Magic Rod,” to seduce three ruling witches and their subjects.
Howard: So I can get a free copy right? Because I'm sure these four lovely chicks will be in it somehow. Tracy and Trudy come over here and let feel on you two again.
Howard: Now Trudy I've spoken to you before over the phone after you got some shit several years ago for being a real life cop shooting a porn layout.
Trudy: Yes you did and now all I do is make sure Van here is ready for his matches and he is ready this week for Jaxon Frost.
Howard: Tracy you used to manage a Walmart.
Robin: Was she ever on one of those “People of Walmart Videos?”
Van: Oh hell no Robin....I picked her up on the job. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
After a few callers call in to talk to Van and Howard, the show is ready to end.
Howard: Any last words from Van Gorgoeus?
Van: Well I look forward to facing Jaxon Frost this week, I plan on beating his ass severely in the first ever Main Event on Unscripted for HSW. I also like to thank all of you who support me and what I do. Hopefully I can see Robins tits before I leave. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!
The show ends will laughter and Van and his Assistants leave for there flight to Hawaii to get acquainted with HSW owner Jimmy Osiris.
SIGN AND DATE THE APPLICATION
- Your Name: Dan
- Today's Date: 2/2/15