Cpl. Punishment VS "The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift

[Eddie Magnum]

You two promo here.

["The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift]

We see Maria May walking down a hallway inside the USPW Sportatium when she stops in front of the private locker room of USPW superstar "The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift. Maria begins to knock on the door. Knock!!! knock!!! knock !!! Suddenly the door opens and a beautiful African American woman is standing there.

Woman: Can I help you?

Maria May: I am Maria May I'm here to interview CJ Swift.  Who are you?

Woman: Yes we were expecting you. I'm his new manager Miss Jada, it's nice to meet you.

Maria May: Nice to meet you. Have you been his manager long?

Miss Jada: I have been his manager off an on since he began his pro wrestling career. We have been best friends, lovers, married, divorced, bitter enemies, and best friends again. Any other questions?

Maria May: That will do from you for now. Can I please speak with CJ now?

Miss Jada: You will address him as "The Platinum Prince" , Do I make myself clear?

Maria May: Yes you are loud and clear.

Miss Jada lets Maria into the locker room where CJ is sitting on a long leather sofa watching a big screen TV.

Miss Jada: CJ!!!! Maria May is here.

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Who?

Miss Jada: The interviewer from USPW Maria May!!!!

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Oh I see!!!

CJ turns down the TV and looks over at Maria.

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Come and sit down Maria and we can get this damn thing done in a hurry, I need to watch my matches to see how great I truly am.

Maria sits down beside him.

Maria May: First let me say welcome to the USPW and thanks for agreeing to do the interview.

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Yeah!!! Yeah!!! whatever!!!

Miss Jada: CJ we talked about that. What did I tell you?

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Oh you serious Jada? Do I really have to?

Miss Jada: For this first interview yes you do.

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Fine!!!! Thanks for the welcome an I am glad to do the interview. (Can't believe have I have to play nice said under his breath)

Miss Jada: What was that?

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Nothing boss!!!!

Miss Jada: That's what I thought. Maria please continue the interview.

Maria May: This Friday in the first round of the USPW Heavyweight Title tournament you face off against a true American hero in Corporal Punishment.

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: I respect him for what he has done for our country and I will go as far as to say THANK YOU!!!!! but that is where the so called love fest ends. He has no business being in the ring with a man of my wrestling skills, my wrestling intelligence, or my wrestling fortitude.

Maria May: Some people would disagree with what you have just said. How do you respond to the doubters and the haters?

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: As far as all they go. Well they can just kiss my a.....

Miss Jada: CJ!!!! What are you doing right now?

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Oh damn it Jada, will you please stop busting my balls?

Miss Jada: No because there will be a time and place for what you are saying but this is not it.

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: Fine!!!!!!

Miss Jada: OK Maria you can ask one more question.

Maria May: What are your plans for the USPW?

"The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift: To be the man, make a lot of money, and best the greatest of all times.

Miss Jada: Ok this thing is over.

Maria May: Thanks for the time.

Jada walks her to the door as we fade to black.

[Corporal Punishment]

Recently the USPW had an autograph session at a local Walmart where most of the USPW superstars where on hand to sign autographs and promote the up-coming Friday Night Freedom show. USPW interviewer/reporter Miss Gabi was on hand to talk to the superstars and fans on hand.

Miss Gabi: Hello I'm Miss Gabi and I'm here at Walmart today for the autograph session and promotion of Friday Night Freedom. As you can see we have many of the USPW superstars on hand with us today.

The camera starts to pan over all the USPW superstars on hand.

Miss Gabi: As you can see we have Aric Mercury, Blake Allen, Corporal Punishment, Fortuna, Hells Bouncer, Matty Douche' and Pat Gordon Jr.

All the superstars had lines out the wazoo many people were getting stuff signed by one superstar only to jump in line of another. The camera zoomed back in on Miss Gabi.

Miss Gabi: As you just saw this Walmart is packed with USPW fans as well as wrestling fans in general.

The session went on for quit awhile as Miss Gabi talked to fans and many of the superstars. She waited for the right time to go and  talk with Corporal Punishment.

Miss Gabi: I am standing next to a true American hero USPW's own Corporal Punishment.

CPL. Punishment: Hey there Miss Gabi.

Miss Gabi: We are here to promote the up-coming Friday Night Freedom show in which you will meet "The Platinum Prince" CJ Swift in the opening round of the USPW Championship Tournament. I was wondering if you have heard what CJ has said about it.

CPL. Punishment: Yes mam I have heard what he had to say about it.

Miss Gabi: Would you like to respond to it?

CPL. Punishment: I sure would.  CJ Swift thank you for the kind words about me serving my country. This Friday I am going into that match knowing that if I give it 100 percent that I can and will beat you. I am trained to take down my enemy and this Friday you sir are that enemy. Now I am well aware of the fact that you have been a pro longer than I have been but that does not bother me one bit. You see I was the wrestling champion at Fort Bragg for three years running. You sir will not intimidate me. I was trained to survive and trained to kill. Now I am not going into the match wanting to kill you but I am going into the match wanting to survive and move on in the tournament.

Miss Gabi: Are you worried at all about his manager Miss Jada getting involved?

CPL. Punishment: I have never laid my hands on a woman before but if she gets involved in the match I may think really hard about it.

Miss Gabi: Well thanks and good luck.

CPL. Punishment: Thank you and let me say USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!!

The crowd chants USA!!!! over and over as we fade out.