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Post by Eddie Magnum on Feb 9, 2015 22:47:19 GMT -5
You two promo here.
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Post by Matty Douche' on Feb 19, 2015 16:16:31 GMT -5
Denny's Restaurant Beverly Hills
Matty Douche' (Doo Shay) and his "bro" Timmy are kicking it for lunch.
Timmy: Hey brah nice bluetooth ya got there. It's bigger than mine brah.
Matty: Don't go gettin jealous bro, i put in a lot hours here to get this thing, but you know I'm quitting today because I got a new gig bro.
Timmy: Oh yeah that wrestling thing brah. You really got it man?
Matty: Hell yeah bro. Best thing is now I can ask that hot little "bittie" Jessica in the back to come tag a long with a real winner bro.
Timmy: That's effin sweet brah, she should totally like hook up with you.
Matty: Yeah I'm going to wait till after my tanning appointment this afternoon bro.
Timmy: So you tell Ricardo you quit yet?
Matty: Not yet, I was waiting till we're done with lunch. It'll be the last time I can use my employee discount bro. Gonna miss it man.
Timmy: Ricardo is gonna flip out brah.
Matty: Getting upset like he does over things is really "gay" bro. I mean he'll just have to hire someone else.
Timmy: Well I'm off tonight so I ain't answering my phone. Besides that one kid wanted more hours anyways brah.
Matty: That means you can come over to the "babe lounge," and we can invite over some honeys that I'm friends with on my pimped out Myspace page bro.
Timmy: Brah that will be so awesome man. I'll bring over some Coors Light and the party will "on like donkey kong" brah.
Matty: Well that means we have to go to Hollister and get a new shirt tonight bro.
Timmy: Nah I got my Abercrombie and Fitch credit card to get me that new light green skin tight shirt brah.
Matty: Hey bro , before we take off , I gotta like send a message to my opponent in USPW. Take my phone and I'm going to record a video bro.
Timmy: What are you going to say brah?
Matty: Basiclly talk about what I'll do to his face in the ring bro.
Timmy: Lovin it brah, go ahead.
Recording begins:
Matty Douche': Hey USPW bro's and brodettes what up? This week I gotta fight this dude named "Jumpin" Jimmy Travis. I don't know why he says he's jumpin for. But after I jump his face in the ring, me and my boys will be jumpin his girl at the after party. (flexes his muscles)
Timmy: Yeah brah tell him.
Matty: You like that line huh Timmy? I got a new wrist band just for my match, and I've been working out hard bro. So you know what that adds up to Bro?
Timmy: What up yo?
Matty: WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!
Recording stopped:
Matty: Alright you go to the car, and I'll tell Ricardo the bad news for him, but the good news for me.
Timmy leaves out and Matty tells Ricardo who begins to have a fit of anger over the brief notice. As Matty is leaving he catches Jessica's attention and gives her the "call me" signal, to which she turns up her nose and goes back to doing her job.
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Post by "Jumpin" Jimmy Travis on Feb 19, 2015 19:53:20 GMT -5
Pappy Woods: Please welcome "Jumpin" Jimmy Travis.
Jimmy jumps into the view of the camera and almost knocks Pappy down.
Pappy Woods: Wow!!! that name is really for you.
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: So sorry Mr. Woods. I did not mean to almost take you out.
Pappy Woods: It's ok Jimmy but just be careful in the future.
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: Yes sir Mr. Woods I will.
Pappy Woods: So I take it your excited about getting in the ring on Friday night?
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: Yes sir I am. Very, very excited.
Pappy Woods: I would have never guessed that. You face Matty Douche'. What do you think of him?
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: I think he's not a very nice person and only cares about what he has, what he looks like, and how much money he has.
Pappy Woods: What is your game plan for the match.
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: To win the match.
Pappy Woods: Wow!! you don't say?
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: Pappy I may have been born at night but it was not last night.
Pappy Woods: Good for you son. I was testing you and you did really well.
"Jumpin" Jimmy Travis: Good for me next stop Friday nigh freedom and victory. |
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