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Post by Eddie Magnum on Feb 21, 2015 8:35:03 GMT -5
Triple Threat in 1st rd of TV Title tourney. You three promo here.
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Post by Leroy "The Hammer" Jackson on Feb 25, 2015 10:03:39 GMT -5
We join Leroy "The Hammer" Jackson who is sitting at the USPW Sportatorium. Over his shoulders is a Black Panther flag. He turns to the camera and makes a statement.
Leroy Jackson: Damn it's cold here. It makes me think of something, What do you call 500,000 white guys who jump out of a plane? easy, Snowfall!
Leroy laughs at his own joke.
Leroy Jackson: Was that to harsh? Ok. Well how about this, What is the difference between a white man and a snake? This one is real easy. One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, while the other is a snake!
Once again Leroy laughs at his joke.
Leroy Jackson: Yeah, screw you white people. And screw you to Cpl. Punishment. Did I lose last week because I was a bum and was defeated inside that squared circle? NO! I refused to wrestle my pasty ass opponent. So before you even attempt to call me a pussy, or call me something negative for refusing to wrestle, don't. I beat yiou to it! After all you're nothing more than an American Soldier. Are you AWOL? Have you turned yourt back on your country? Not that America is your country. You white people massacred and killed all the Native Americans and stole their land. You did nothing different then what Hitler did to the jews.
Leroy lowers his head in disgust.
Leroy Jackson: I'll see you at Freedom Punishment. Be ready.
Fade to black
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Post by Corporal Punishment on Feb 26, 2015 11:45:40 GMT -5
Andre Bling: Please welcome in CPL. Punishment.
CPL. Punishment: Thanks for having me Andre.
Andre Bling: It's all good baby.
CPL. Punishment: Good to hear.
Andre Bling: This Friday on Freedom you face Leroy 'the Hammer' Jackson and Danny Hall. Your thoughts?
CPL. Punishment: First off I am still upset over last week. CJ Swift and his little Russian lackey will pay for what happened. Now on to this week ant the TV Title tournament. First off let me say that Danny Hall I am really wanting to face off with you in this match because I know you are really good. Now to Leroy 'the Racist' Jackson. My father told me about guys like you.
Andre Bling: Guys like him? Do you mean black guys or African Americans?
CPL. Punishment: Easy there Andre before you get hurt.
Andre Bling: Oh now your going to beat me up?
CPL. Punishment: No I am not but if you step at me like it looks you want to I will take you out.
Andre Bling: oh I see how it is.
CPL. Punishment: Now when I say guys like you I mean Black racist that believe it's ok to say the things they do and that they are not racist. If a white man would say the things that he has said then all hell would break loose but no one has said anything about what he has said. Well I am here to say something bout it. I can not help what my ancestors did in the past. Did you hear what I said? I said the PAST!!!! I was not around then and I will not be made to feel like it was my fault or that I owe you something because it's not and I don't.
Andre Bling: Spoken like a true white man. Never taken responsibility for their actions.
CPL. Punishment: If that's not the pot calling the kettle black.
Andre Bling: What did you say sucker?
CPL. Punishment: If the shoe fits. Pal!!!! Leroy see you soon.
CPL Punishment walks away.
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