Pink Slip: Danny Hall vs Matty Douche'

[Doug Bishop]

Pink Slip Rules: Failure to post a promo and you'll be released.

You two promo here.

[Matty Douche']

Dennys parking lot

Matty: Hey Bro did you see they put me in a Pink Slip match against this Danny Hall dweeb?

Timmy: Whats the deal with that Brah? You was the best act last week, this company needs you brah.

Matty: Yeah just like Jessica needs me bro. I'm gonna make my move now bro.

Both men walk in to Dennys and there is Jessica wiping the tables after the end of the dinner rush.

Matty: Hey Hey there Jessica my fine little "ittty bitty," How about you leave this joint and swing with the king of USPW wrestling and ........

Jessica: And get lost Matty!

Timmy: Whoah! What did my brah ever do to you Jessica? I mean my brah is a hero and trying to save you from the zeros.

Matty: Nice one Bro (high fives Timmy).

Jessica: You two are annoying, that's why. I mean you think that your the man now because you wrestle with some little rinky dink company that's pays you under the table.

Matty: (Matty flexes his biceps) Well that's just not logical, because you see all great wrestlers start at the bottom and then work their way up. I offering you a chance to get in on me at the ground level while the merchandise is still affordable.

Jessica: Seriou...........(cut off)

Matty: SHHH! Shhh! Just think about it Jessica that's all Hottie mama, I'll return later on for your decision.



Matty and Timmy walk away leaving Jessica standing there. They head back outside and Matty takes his phone off of his belt holder and tosses it to Timmy.

Matty: Promo time Bro!

Timmy: Hang on brah, I got us both a little gift for this one. (Timmy reaches into the trunk of his car and pulls out a bag).

Matty: Bro! Are those what I think they are?

Timmy: Yeah brah, our new Ed Hardy hats brah!

Matty: Freaking cool bro!

Timmy sets up Iphone and Matty begins his promo:

Matty: Hey Danny Hall! Yeah you BRO! I watched your gay routine bro and I saw how stoopid you are on film. Well now this week I'm gonna smash your gay face in. That right bro your about to get REKT Bro! I'm gonna beat you down NOOB!

Timmy: Haha! Yeah Brah you got him droppin a load right now brah.

Matty: Ya know it bro!

Timmy: Well I know your gonna win again this week brah, but your gonna lose tonight in the Coors Light challenge against me brah.

Matty: Bro you know I'm the king of beer drinkers, while your the king of lightweights bro. But at least your not the king of dweebs like Danny Hall bro.

Timmy: Brah your gonna pass out like Danny Halls girl when he gets his face smashed in brah.

Matty: Hahahaha! Bro your gonna be wasted like like Danny Halls career when I drink you under bro.

The scene fades away as Matty and Timmy continue to one up each other while discussing beer and that loser Danny Hall all the while they are filming on Matty's Iphone.

[dannyhall]

*Danny is in a Walmart Parking Lot*
I don't sing, I don't dance, I don't do tricks. I'm not computer-programmed. Nobody pulls me by puppet strings. That's not the way I like it. So, they will all tell you that I'm no good, that I'm trouble... a waste of talent, worthless indy-trash, right? Aha, why? Why? 'Cause I like to think? 'Cause I like to make my own decisions? 'Cause I'm not some famous' guys kid? Life isn't fair. In this world there are haves and have-nots — I don't have-nots but in the wrestling world what I do have: A talent, abilities, gifts that others can only dream of. When you're this good you don't have to listen to anybody, until you want to.

Don't worry I haven't lost my way. I'm one of the few people in this business. I know exactly who I am. I know exactly where I am. Wrestlers like me, they're distinct. I'm a living breathing ghost but you all don't have to be afraid. I don't want to hurt anybody. I just WANT — I just want whats mine and I don't really feel like talking. But since they are to scared to let me do anything else tonight because I've been in a bit of a mood lately, I guess I will. Hi, I'm Danny Hall And if you are wondering if you should believe the hype, yeah, you should. I'm every bit as good as they say I am. Everything you've heard is true. And more. I'm one in a million. Best in the world is just a gimmick. I'm better than the best. I actually am as good as everybody pretends to be. It's scary. So yeah, it's pretty good to be me.

But there's one thing that I can't stand. That makes my blood boil. It's being ignored. And being ignored even when I yell and scream and beg as loud as I can! For a match that's not gonna happen! A match that's not gonna happen because someone knows that he will never beat me He couldn't barely put me away if I had a dislocated shoulder. Someone knows that I'm an indestructible wrestling machine and I get better every day. That I know every trick in Your book Matty. That I know counters to your counters' counters. That I'm on another level. But that's fine, because someone can just sit there at that table every week and watch me be better than you ever will Be BRO!